rankings
Ranking Hot Sauces by How Healthy They Are
This is the most pedantic, and therefore most vital, thing I’ve ever done
Ranking Hangover Breakfasts by How Healthy They Are
Leftover pizza? Sausage McMuffins? Coffee and mimosas? Which will un-fuck me up the fastest?
Ranking Condiments by How Healthy They Are
Mustard? Ketchup? Relish? What’s the best option for lubing up your floppy weiner?
Ranking Hot Dogs by How (Un)Healthy They Are
Veggie Dogs? Turkey Dogs? Kosher Dogs? Which is contaminated with the least amount of scrap metal?