pop-music

Hating the Chainsmokers Is Predictable and Tiresome and Stupid and Dumb

The Chainsmokers are a band with a cool name, but unfortunately, they’re just two fratty dudes who love pussy. They craft algorithmically commercialized pop music to…

The Most Embarrassing Pop Songs We Loved as Kids

Pop music gets you when you’re young and impressionable. At an early age, your brain is still developing, and so a catchy, insidious hook can…

The Summer Songs That Are Getting Us Through This Brutal Winter Weekend

Depending on where you live, it’s probably freezing right now. And for that, I’m very, very, very sorry. Because as a native of frigid central…

You’d Be Surprised How Angry John Mayer Stans Are

Not long ago, I interviewed the person behind a Twitter account based on the premise that “pop culture died in 2009.” I wanted to get…