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Why Does My Asshole Itch?

Like the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body, the identity of Jack the Ripper and the fate of the Ark of the Covenant, the causes of…

The Best Time in History to Take a Crap

There’s nothing quite like finding a toilet you can spend the rest of your life with — one you’ll forever compare all other toilets to,…

Why the Bidet Never Made It to America

Before my first day of kindergarten, I was under the impression that every toilet came equipped with some sort of adjacent water shooting apparatus. In…

What Kind of Disgusting Filth Is on the Average Baby’s Changing Table?

Before you place your baby down on that changing table, you really should wipe the thing down first. Just bring along a pack of disinfectant…