poop

All the Shit We Wrote About This Year

Ah yes, the shit year that was 2018. Though in fairness, aren’t they all shit these days? Still, ours seemed shittier than usual. For that,…

In the Near Future, Our Toilets Will Judge Us on the Quality of Our Poop

If you’ve ever taken a stomach-wrenching shit, stood up, examined said onyx-colored turd with your eyes and thought to yourself, “Well, that can’t be good,”…

How Maine’s Queen of ‘Moose Tirds’ Became an Internet Sensation

Mary Winchenbach wants to talk to the people in charge of the dictionary. No, she needs to talk to them. She has a problem with…

The Secret Poop Tool Lurking in the Family Bathroom

From a very young age, redditor u/LearnedButt had a propensity for clogging the toilet. In fact, he took such impressive dumps on a such a…