poop

How Soon Should You Go When You Feel the Need to Poop?

There you are, in an important business meeting with even more important people. The chatter is constructive, so your boss decides to extend things. Everyone…

Is Toilet Paper the Most Important Thing To Buy Organic?

To recycle a joke that’s been used before, the state of American toilet paper is pretty shitty. Although toilet paper isn’t the first thing most…

I Used ‘Booty Fresh’ Ass Odor Eliminator to Make My Ass More Edible

There’s no shortage of extraordinary products on Amazon — take, for instance, this jumbo barrel of lube or this battery-powered yodeling pickle. So I can’t…

Who Decides How High the Urinals in the Bathroom Are?

Most men’s bathrooms boasting four or more urinals feature at least one urinal that’s mounted slightly lower than the rest. This li’l guy is useful…