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If Pizzas Are Round, Why Are Pizza Boxes Square?
Sighs, clears throat: Pizza boxes are square because it makes logical sense, you complete imbecile
Saving Your Side Piece in Your Phone as ‘Pizza Hut’ Is a Great Way to Get Caught
But it does at least make sense why ‘Pizza Hut’ became the de facto side piece pseudonym…
Fuck You, Papa John, I Actually Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days
I did what the shithead former CEO couldn’t, and I’ve never felt better (that last part might be a lie)
The Piecemeal Economics of the Dollar Pizza Slice
How the hell can a business survive by selling a meal for just a buck?
