mountains

How Do I Run Downhill Without Tumbling to My Death?

Quick — I’m about to land face first in this ravine

Will Using a Climbing Wall Give Me Boulders for Arms?

I could also go for a butt made of stone

Giant Wooden Dicks Were the Original Monoliths

AKA ‘A Tale of Three Woodys’

The Truth About Mountain Climbers and Random Erections

Will scaling Everest really give me a mountainous boner, or is that just a tall tale?