Amanita muscaria is a poisonous shroom with a red and white top. Smurfs live in it. Mario eats it. And if you do it right, it’ll send your mind straight to Star World.
But if you love the game as much as these guys do, it's worth every minute
‘toad. come-a here to me-a. i want-a you to touch-a my peen.’
Because a sane editorial response to the current news cycle would be what, exactly?