The Best-Worst Erotic Fan Fiction About Toad

Many fans of the beloved(?) Nintendo character Toad were thrilled to discover that their favorite mushroom-headed helper was trending yesterday morning… until they realized why….

What Your ‘Mario Kart 64’ Character Choice Says About Your Penis

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Mario Is the Latest Childhood Icon to Be Sexualized by the Internet

Call me naive, but I always thought Mario was safe from the internet’s need to sexualize childhood icons. Sure, there was probably some Mario hentai…