Birdo Is the Deepthroat Queen of the Mario Universe

As a number of fans and fashion brands have noticed, Yoshi’s girlfriend Birdo is a sexually actualized goddess who exacts her power through the miracle of oral sex

Which Video Game Character Has the Best Running Form? A Nike Coach Weighs In

Could Sonic the Hedgehog be even faster? Would a number of other plumbers beat Mario in race? Should Banjo have ditched the bird-filled backpack?

Rolling With Wario MDMA, the Supposedly Supercharged Ecstasy Pill

Thick, angry-looking and reportedly containing twice the amount of MDMA considered to be a ‘high dose,’ these sought-after pills are on the tip of everyone’s tongues

Who Is Mario’s Daddy?

There are plenty of rabid fan theories about the mysterious identity of Mario’s daddy, and I dug into each of them like a paternity-seeking missile