As a number of fans and fashion brands have noticed, Yoshi’s girlfriend Birdo is a sexually actualized goddess who exacts her power through the miracle of oral sex
Could Sonic the Hedgehog be even faster? Would a number of other plumbers beat Mario in race? Should Banjo have ditched the bird-filled backpack?
Thick, angry-looking and reportedly containing twice the amount of MDMA considered to be a ‘high dose,’ these sought-after pills are on the tip of everyone’s tongues
There are plenty of rabid fan theories about the mysterious identity of Mario’s daddy, and I dug into each of them like a paternity-seeking missile