manners
A Gentleman’s Guide to the Buffet
Or: How to not be a complete fucking animal when hitting up your favorite all-you-can-eat joint
A Gentleman’s Guide to Talking on Planes
From small talk to flirting with your seatmate to FaceTiming with your bros, how to properly open your mouth at 35,000 feet
How to Eat on a Plane Without Ruining Everyone Else’s Flight
And tips for sneaking your own booze on, because come on, that’s the most important part
Etiquette Is a Bullshit Code Written by Wealthy Aristocrats, So Keep Your Elbows on the Table, Fellow Peasants
These days, your table manners matter less than how you navigate the inevitable dinner conversation about politics
