What Makes a Bathroom Talker a Bathroom Talker?

In addition to the well-established and widely accepted ground rules on farting at the urinal, there lies another golden rule: No mouth stuff. Ever. That…

Can You Have Sex in Someone Else’s Bed While House-Sitting?

A few weeks ago, a friend asked me to sit in her house and watch her dog for a few days while she went away….

The Gentleman’s Guide to Returning a Present You Hate

There’s a reason December 26th is one of the busiest shopping days of the year: Everyone’s taking back all the weird crap they unwrapped on…

How Do You Send Food Back Without Sounding Like a Dick?

I recently came upon a hair in my entree at a restaurant, but I didn’t send back the meal. At least it wasn’t curly, I reasoned….