manners

A Gentleman’s Guide to Getting Out of a Conversation

“Shut up.” “Please shut up.” “Shut your giant flapping mouth-hole before I blow my fucking brains out all over this Denny’s you fucking waste of…

A Gentleman’s Guide to the Buffet

I don’t know about you, but when I head to a buffet, I think of it as if I’m going to war. I don’t eat…

A Gentleman’s Guide to Talking on Planes

We’ve spoken quite a bit about airplane etiquette over the last couple of travel seasons, like what the hell you’re supposed to do with diapers…

How to Eat on a Plane Without Ruining Everyone Else’s Flight

In the right context, food is a welcomed fragrance. Who doesn’t love the scent of smoked meats, cookies or even the factory-furbished stench of a…