Ice Cream Is a Million Times Better When It’s Half Melted

If you say you don’t have a similarly weird food preference, then you, sir, are a liar

What Are the Rules Around Sunbathing Naked at My Own House?

Guache, straight-up illegal or neither?

How to Get Off a Zoom or Phone Call Without Being an Asshole

I’ve been on FaceTime with my grandma for eight hours, please help me

What the Fuck Are You Supposed to Do While People Are Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to You?

‘The best thing to do is to sing along, ‘Happy Birthday to me,’ where you just turn yourself into the social equivalent of a black hole’ — a birthday singer for hire