liquor

My Afternoon of Getting ‘Pantsdrunk’

The good people of Finland have long believed that drinking alone in their underwear will reveal great truths about our collective isolation. But would it work for this American?

Is Vodka Immortal?

That Smirnoff bottle may be older than you are, but trust me — you can still put it in your mouth

How Many Beers Will Get Me as Drunk as a Bottle of Wine?

It’s not quite as Biblical as ‘water to wine,’ but it’ll get you wasted, so you’re welcome

The Boozy Nostalgia of a Vodka-Soaked Watermelon

My dad used to soak watermelon in vodka and then send the rind down the river like a little boat. Now, as an adult, I’m riffing on this tradition in my own way

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