The good people of Finland have long believed that drinking alone in their underwear will reveal great truths about our collective isolation. But would it work for this American?
That Smirnoff bottle may be older than you are, but trust me — you can still put it in your mouth
It’s not quite as Biblical as ‘water to wine,’ but it’ll get you wasted, so you’re welcome
My dad used to soak watermelon in vodka and then send the rind down the river like a little boat. Now, as an adult, I’m riffing on this tradition in my own way