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What Even Is a ‘Hard-Ass’?

What exactly does it mean to be a hard-ass? Not a cheap ass. Not a smart ass. Not even a candy ass. I’m talking about…

How to Spice Up Your Sext Life With the New Set of Emojis

Late last week, the emoji illuminati — aka the Unicode Consortium — unleashed their annual dump of new emojis onto an expectant populace hungry for…

Why Are Guys So Bad at Picking Up on Hints?

In a recent trending Reddit thread titled “What are some ‘guy’ secrets women don’t know about?,” more than 80,000 men took to their keyboards to blow…

The Inexplicable Shame of Being a ‘Mouthbreather’

“I was tripped by this mouthbreather Troy,” Mike Wheeler admits to Eleven on Stranger Things. “Mouthbreather?” Eleven asks, confused. “Yeah, you know, a dumb person,”…