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‘Boxes of Ziti’ and Other Fun Terms to Describe Your Wads of Cash
Last month, Joseph Percoco, a former top aide to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, was sentenced to six years in prison for accepting more than…
All the Places You Can’t Legally Fucking Swear
Swearing is great. It just fucking is. Not only does it help to increase your pain tolerance and make you appear more honest, but it’s…
Buff v. Swole v. Brolic: Where Do We Get All of Our Goofy Muscle Terms From?
Two decades ago, I was a 15-year-old meathead awash in a sea of meathead jargon. I tipped the scales at 240 pounds of puffy, puberty-powered…
You Can Tell A Lot About A Person Based on Their Slang for Vomit, Money or Semen
The other day, as I entered the kitchen, my roommate was already standing there scowling. Apparently, a carton of old milk was excavated from the…
