The term “Grand Slam” has many meanings. It’s perhaps best known for its origins in tennis, where it refers to winning all four major championships in the same calendar year (Wimbledon, along with the U.S., Australian and French Opens). Likewise, a grand slam happens in baseball when a home run is hit with the bases loaded. It’s also a classic Denny’s meal consisting of two pancakes, two eggs, two sausages and two strips of bacon. There is, however, one grand slam that has nothing to do with sporting events or wholesome diner breakfasts. Instead, in porn, a grand slam refers to a different four-part achievement: fucking, or cumming on, a person’s face, ass, tits and vagina, all in one sitting.
Naturally, this kind of grand slam requires considerable logistics. Maybe you could accomplish it in two rounds if you were careful, doing the face and tits in one section, and the ass and vagina during another. But even then, the precision and dedication necessary is closer to insurmountable than not. Of course, with a name like the grand slam, this is as it should be.
In the milder version, where all four regions get penetrated, there’s some variance in how the grand slam is achieved. Rather than using a woman’s breasts, for example, some go for hand jobs. Presumably, there are also ways of performing a grand slam on someone without a vagina, but I’ll leave that up to your imagination. The point is, there just needs to be some element of four distinct actions taking place. There’s plenty of porn that showcases how it’s done, too. Increasingly, the grand slam has become a badge of honor in various naughty flicks, and similar themes appear in trends like the PLASTT pose (pussy, legs, ass, smile, toenails and tits), where the point is to see and/or use all of someone at once.
For whatever reason, though, the specific term “grand slam my pussy” has been trending on Google for the last few weeks. Based on the searches around it, there seems to be some correlation between the term and a Brazzers film from May 19th starring Vivianne DeSilva called Thirsty Stepmom and the Coach’s Nerdy Daughter. I don’t know what happens in it because I’m not a Brazzers member, but based on the thumbnail, it looks like some guys in baseball outfits have sex with some women. If I had to guess, one of them probably drops the line “grand slam my pussy,” leading to a catchy command some have felt compelled to Google.
But as several pornos and tweets highlight, this isn’t really a new term. In fact, people have been using it in a sexual context for at least a decade, especially on Twitter, where it can refer to anything from sex to the Jimmy Fallon film Fever Pitch:
With that in mind, it seems you can really call whatever sex act you want a grand slam. Sure, it’s best if there’s an element of four or a “home run” type of movement from base to base, but really, can’t we label any sort of sexual accomplishment as such? When it’s all over, you can high-five and say, “That was a real grand slam, champ!”
Or the next occasion you’ve got the stamina and some time to kill, why not try the real deal? After all, nothin’ better than that big glob of butter Denny’s puts on their pancakes.
Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
