holidays
‘Whamageddon’ Is Secretly the Best Christmas Tradition
Can you make it to December 25th without hearing ‘Last Christmas’?
Ribbons Can Go Fuck Themselves
What, the festive wrapping paper wasn’t enough? Eat shit, you plastic garbage
Three Guys on What It’s Like to Be a Mall Santa Elf
Impatient parents, kids freaking out, non-stop Christmas music — it’s enough to ruin anyone’s elf-esteem
Santa’s Christmas Eve Calorie Count Will Make Your Head Spin
If you think you have a hard time burning off Christmas, wait till you hear how far Santa has to jog
