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I Watched Every Episode of ‘Jeopardy!’ on Netflix, and Here’s How Much I Now Know

When it comes to primetime TV game shows, people tend to fall into one of two camps: Wheel of Fortune, or Jeopardy!. I, my friends,…

The Legend of Toad

It seems like months ago now that we learned, per his alleged sexual partner Stormy Daniels, that President Trump’s pecker is more of a knob…

What Your ‘Mario Kart 64’ Character Choice Says About Your Penis

We all know the news: Adult film veteran Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump — the president of the United States!!! — has a penis that resembles a small mushroom….

Can You Guess the Dude Movie From Its IMDb Parents Guide?

I’ve got an annoying, near-religious habit of checking IMDb when I watch literally anything. I can’t help but gobble up cast lists and other useless…