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The Legend of Toad

It seems like months ago now that we learned, per his alleged sexual partner Stormy Daniels, that President Trump’s pecker is more of a knob…

What Your ‘Mario Kart 64’ Character Choice Says About Your Penis

We all know the news: Adult film veteran Stormy Daniels claims Donald Trump — the president of the United States!!! — has a penis that resembles a small mushroom….

Can You Guess the Dude Movie From Its IMDb Parents Guide?

I’ve got an annoying, near-religious habit of checking IMDb when I watch literally anything. I can’t help but gobble up cast lists and other useless…

Are There Any Benefits to Being A Sore Loser?

In spite of the fact that we think sore losers are pouty, tantrum-throwing children trapped in the bodies of adults, there’s evidence that being a…