food

Why Is My Stomach a Bottomless Pit When I’m Hungover?

The day after a night of getting sloshed turns me into a human garbage disposal. What did I do — besides all the drinking — to deserve this?

My Very Unappetizing Attempt to Try Every Aphrodisiac I Could Find

If there was any truth to this famous pseudoscience, I was determined to find it — no matter how nasty the aftertaste

My Elegant, Seasonal Supper of Penis Pasta

Suddenly endowed with two boxes of penis pasta — you read that right — I asked a renowned Italian chef how to best prepare it. Needless to say, he didn’t disappoint

Long Live the Salisbury Steak, the Forgotten Dinner of Champions

Though it was once America’s favorite dinner — and thought to be highly ‘nutritive’ — the Salisbury steak now conjures up images of hospitals food and nauseating cafeterias. How did such a beefy behemoth fall from gastronomical grace?