fish

Ranking Fast Food Fish Sandwiches by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Is Subway’s tuna really even tuna? We may never know.

I Put a Penis Fish in My Mouth and You Should Too

The flavor is mild, but it’s the experience of trying something you’d expect to find disgusting that’s so liberating

Your Brain Is No Match for Tiredness Because Sleep Existed Before Brains

Try as you might, you’ll never be able to escape the wearying claws of sleep

Your Mussels Are Garbage, Bro

Like, actual garbage — shellfish contains more microplastic than any other consumable sea creature