Features
America’s Plumbers Are Ready for a Huge ‘Brown Friday’
This country is going down the tubes — along with potato peels, rice, butt wipes and a lot of (literal) shit our pipes can’t handle. Meet the heroes answering the call of doody this Thanksgiving
These Store Security Guards Are Very Happy Black Friday’s Going to Be Quieter This Year
‘Two people picked up a TV and threw it at another guy, the cleaning crew had to go in to mop up the blood and sweep up the teeth’
Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Sales
Are doorbusters always a bargain? Are you really the product? Let’s find out the truth.
The Heritage Farmer Who’s Trying to Breed the Perfect Turkey
Frank Reese is a hero to everyone from Martha Stewart to Natalie Portman. But the 69-year-old Kansan can’t focus on anything but the future — of his farm and his birds, whose lineage dates back nearly two centuries
