Mr. Hankey Walked So the Poo Emoji Could Run

How an early ‘South Park’ favorite predicted the rise of a digital icon

The Piercing Vision of the Eye Emoji

For leftist scholars of the Jeffrey Epstein saga, 👁represents a glimpse of widespread complicity

The Cowboy Emoji Is Responsible for Our Current Yeehaw Agenda

He may be a simple yellow smiley face in a hat, but he represents so much more than that

The Humble Fruit Is Having Its Sexiest Moment Ever

Have people ever wanted to fuck their peaches, eggplants, strawberries and bananas so badly?