eggs

What Would Happen to You if You Ate Gaston’s Diet?

Nooo onnnneee eats like Gaston (or at least, they shouldn’t)

How Many Eggs Should You Eat in a Day? Here’s What a Dietitian Recommends

Does an omelet a day keep the doctor away? We’ll see.

For Raw Egg Nationalists, Chugging Yolks Is a Purist’s Path to Swoleness

Only cucks believe in things like ‘cholesterol’ and ‘salmonella’ 

A Messy History of Egging and Toilet-Papering Houses

Also, answering the all-important question: How the fuck do I get egg yolk off my vinyl siding?