A Messy History of Egging and Toilet-Papering Houses

Also, answering the all-important question: How the fuck do I get egg yolk off my vinyl siding?

What the Fuck Is an Egg, Anyway?

Is it meat? Dairy? A vegetable? I have absolutely no idea.

What the Fuck is This Egg Doing in My Cocktail?

The science behind the unlikely pairing of eggs and alcohol