eggs

What the Fuck Is an Egg, Anyway?

I was recently informed that — despite generally being placed next to milk and yogurt at the grocery store — eggs aren’t actually dairy. Now, before that moment, I…

What the Fuck is This Egg Doing in My Cocktail?

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” About a week ago I learned that I’d been accepted to compete in season seven of Speed Rack, the…