eggs

A Messy History of Egging and Toilet-Papering Houses

Around the Great Lakes area, they call it “Devil’s Night.” In Massachusetts, it’s called “Cabbage Night.” There’s also “Gate Night,” “Moving Night,” “Goosey Night” and…

Rankings Eggs — in All Their Jumbled Forms — by How Questionably Healthy They Are

People have been arguing about eggs since chickens first came about… or was it eggs? Whatever the case, the bickering has turned toward whether or…

What the Fuck Is an Egg, Anyway?

I was recently informed that — despite generally being placed next to milk and yogurt at the grocery store — eggs aren’t actually dairy. Now, before that moment, I…

What the Fuck is This Egg Doing in My Cocktail?

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” About a week ago I learned that I’d been accepted to compete in season seven of Speed Rack, the…