eggs

What the Hell Does the Church of Satan Think of Deviled Eggs?

As well as deviled ham, devil’s food cake and even — God forbid — angel food cake

Ranking Starbucks Breakfast Items by How Healthy They Are

Spinach and feta wraps? Egg bites? Lemons loaves? Which will help negate the damage done by this venti sugar-cube frappuccino?

Ranking IHOP Breakfast Items by How Healthy They Are

Southwest Scramble? Bacon Temptation Omelette? Cupcake Pancakes? The IHOP menu truly is a wonder.

What Would Happen to You if You Ate Gaston’s Diet?

Nooo onnnneee eats like Gaston (or at least, they shouldn’t)