early-aughts
How ‘Jenny From the Block’ Went From Jennifer Lopez’s Triumph to Ben Affleck’s Shame
The 2002 smash single (and especially its video) is a permanent monument to the legacy of Bennifer — and a reminder of all the reasons the world (unfairly) hated the couple
Dashboard Confessional’s Long Road Back
Emo icon Chris Carrabba opens up about the devastating motorcycle accident that derailed his career — and a secret new album he made before the pandemic hit
Into the Heart of Darkness of Red Lobster’s Endless Crab
The infamous 2003 marketing disaster spawned a cult of all-you-can-eat crustacean — which still tortures waiters today
John Tucker, You’ll Never Die
Jesse Metcalfe’s ass in a red lace thong. That’s it. That’s the piece.
