digestion

All That Bubble Tea Is Clogging Up Your Colon

The human body: An inspiring biological work of art? Or a meaty sack of germs and fluids? Either way, there’s still a lot we don’t…

I Took a Pill to Hack My Poop, and Now I’m King of the Bathroom

There are three things that, no matter what walk of life a person comes from, everyone can agree serve as the foundations of a fulfilling…

FYI, It Takes One to Three Days to Shit Out a Lego Brick

Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman and the others may have had some pretty harrowing adventures between the first Lego movie and its new sequel, but compared to…

All the Shit We Wrote About This Year

Ah yes, the shit year that was 2018. Though in fairness, aren’t they all shit these days? Still, ours seemed shittier than usual. For that,…