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FYI, It Takes One to Three Days to Shit Out a Lego Brick

Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman and the others may have had some pretty harrowing adventures between the first Lego movie and its new sequel, but compared to…

All the Shit We Wrote About This Year

Ah yes, the shit year that was 2018. Though in fairness, aren’t they all shit these days? Still, ours seemed shittier than usual. For that,…

They Say Broccoli Is the Toothbrush of the Colon. Science Says, ‘Um, Actually…’

You may have been told by some desperate parent, in an effort to make you eat your cruciferous vegetables, that broccoli is “the toothbrush of…