dessert

Every Vicious Brownie War, Finally Settled for Good

I’ve done the legwork so that you never have to eat another crappy brownie again. Also, cakey can go to hell

Which Fast Food Ice Cream Is the Healthiest (Or, Rather, the Least Unhealthy)?

Please be a McFlurry. Please be a McFlurry. Please be a McFlurry.

Pop-Tarts Should Never Be Toasted

It’s a boxed pastry. There’s no need to get fancy with a bougie-ass char

Ranking Hostess Products by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Twinkies? Ho Hos? Zingers? Which is least likely to murder me from the inside?