Thomas Graham, the namesake of the half cookie, half cracker and the man who spent a lifetime railing against any food that brought taste, flavor or enjoyment to the table, would get no pleasure at all in the amount of pleasure graham crackers have provided over the last nearly 200 years
It’s not like saltines are so great for you. Does a little cinnamon and sugar — and sometimes chocolate, too — make them that much worse?
Ever wanted to eat a dick? And then a vagina? And then a boob? You’re in luck — Kinky’s has dessert versions of them all
The man they call Mr. Oreo isn’t a fraud exactly, but he’s no solo act either