Back in the 1880s, when Coke included roughly one-fifth a line of actual cocaine, its marketing promised a wonder tonic that could cure alcoholism, quickly build muscle and soothe heart trouble
All nine ingredients in this newly renovated sugar-less soda, explained (yep, even acesulfame potassium)
What the fuck actually *is* cola? And is Pepsi really the choice of a new generation? Let’s find out the truth.
It shouldn’t work — and yet it’s magical. Once you try a kalimotxo, you’ll be hoarding Two-Buck Chuck like you’re 21 again