‘Cuck E. Cheese’ Is the Playground of Our Adulterous Dreams

Between glitchy signs and common typos, a new utopia waits to be born

Money Isn’t Real, So Start Hoarding Chuck E. Cheese Prize Tickets

The bankrupt brand is preparing to destroy 7 billion of the stubs, adding unprecedented value to the rest

I Drove Two Hours to See if ‘Pasqually’s Pizza’ Is Really Any Different From Chuck E. Cheese’s

We know it comes from the same place, but is it really a different pizza? I had to know. Oh, and I got the voices of Chuck E. Cheese and Pasqually to weigh in too

We Completed the Very Sad Task of Having Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Delivered

And spoiler alert: It only made some of us feel sad. The rest of us were pretty nostalgic for that mouse and his mouse-dropping sausage toppings