‘Redwall’ Still Has the Best Food Porn Ever Written

The beloved fantasy series is getting a Netflix adaptation. Inspired, I became the Friar of my abbey kitchen and ate like Martin the Warrior for a day

How Many ‘Chuggas’ Are There Really Before a Choo Choo?

Let these locomotive experts end this very important debate once and for all (kinda)

Why Dads Fucking Hate That Bald Bastard Caillou

The easy answer: all of his whining. The not-so-easy answer: what all the passionate hate for his whining represents

The Problematic Past and Enduring Appeal of Dr. Seuss

Brian Jay Jones on his biography of the man who shaped your childhood imagination