childrens-books

‘The Phantom Tollbooth’ Is the Perfect Journey for a Sensitive Kid

Norton Juster’s classic novel isn’t about good versus evil, but reason, emotion and self-discovery

‘Redwall’ Still Has the Best Food Porn Ever Written

The beloved fantasy series is getting a Netflix adaptation. Inspired, I became the Friar of my abbey kitchen and ate like Martin the Warrior for a day

How Many ‘Chuggas’ Are There Really Before a Choo Choo?

Let these locomotive experts end this very important debate once and for all (kinda)

Why Dads Fucking Hate That Bald Bastard Caillou

The easy answer: all of his whining. The not-so-easy answer: what all the passionate hate for his whining represents