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Fact-Checking the Gluck Gluck 9000, the So-Called Perfect Blow-Job Technique

Popularized on the ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast, the GG9K has become the internet’s buzziest blow job. But is it really as cum-worthy as it seems?

Can You Meet Your Daily Protein Requirement with Cum?

How much protein is in cum varies, but if you’re gonna use it for nutrition, you’re gonna need to put in some real work

For the Last Time, Swallowing Cum Can’t Get You Pregnant

Not one baby has every been birthed out of someone’s intestines. Thanks for asking, though

I Swallowed Cum, and Now My Throat is Sore. Could It Be an STI?

Asking for a friend who has spent way too much time googling ‘oral gonorrhea’