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I Took a Pill to Hack My Poop, and Now I’m King of the Bathroom

Jeff Gross March 10, 2019

I’m telling you, this pill is the shit

All the Ways to Deodorize Your Dick Before a Quickie

You’re probably gonna want to make a run on baby wipes

February 23, 2019

The Dirty Truth About Guys Who Never Wash Their Hands

Some believe it improves their immune systems. Some are just flat-out lazy. And others, well… it gets worse

February 22, 2019

Your Kids Are Using Too Much Toothpaste, and It’s Making Their Teeth All Nasty-Like

The big dollop you see on the toothpaste commercials is way (WAY!) too much

February 21, 2019

Understanding the Cigarettes-and-Coffee Poop Connection

Andrew Fiouzi February 20, 2019

I ‘Simulated a Fever’ by Taking a Hot-Ass Bath and Putting Onions in My Armpits to Get Rid of a Hangover

Jeff Gross February 17, 2019

The Art of Writing the Perfect Jingle for Ass Medicine

Andrew Fiouzi February 15, 2019

Why Do We Think Muslims Don’t Wipe Their Asses?

Hussein Kesvani February 13, 2019

Are You Risking Your Life Every Time You Strain Out a Turd?

Chris Bourn February 6, 2019

The Corporate War on What Constitutes an Employee Poop Break

Ian Lecklitner January 24, 2019
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