baseball

The Infuriating Saga of the $15 Ballpark Beer

Ain’t nothing like going to a live game: The smell of the field; the excitement of the fans around you; and of course, the sensation…

I Won Mickey Mantle’s Underwear in an Underground Auction

Mark, a 36-year-old father of two in Connecticut, prides himself on his extensive collection of sports memorabilia. It’s quite a treasure trove: Mark has a…

The Science Behind Why Joel Embiid’s Shits Have Him Shitting the Figurative Bed, Too

Until last night, Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid had been struggling against the Toronto Raptors. After a dominating performance in Game Three of the Conference…

True Assplay: All the Times Butts Have Been Used for Feats of Athletic Prowess

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Of all the various…