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There’s No More Perfect Capricorn Than Jesus

Recently my friend and colleague Miles Klee sent me this egregious tweet: I'm sorry but there's no fucking way Jesus was a Capricorn — Merry…

Dude-Strology: What Are the Worst Signs to Be in a Love Triangle With?

It ain’t a Gemini. They’re open to anything — and we mean, anything. Especially because they like to experiment. And so, the sharp angles of…

Dude-strology: What Will My Newborn’s Sign Tell Me About Them—And Does It Override, You Know, Their…

Our ongoing attempt at trying to get men to care about what the stars can tell them about their lives Welcome to the latest episode of…

Dude-strology: ‘I Let the Woman I’m Dating Do My Chart. Should I Be Worried?’

Welcome to the latest episode of Dude-strology. In this episode, I offer astrological wisdom for the following questions (and signs): For a Libra: I’m dating a…