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Eat the Whole Apple, You Prick

A recent Austrian study confirms the indelible belief that an apple a day keeps the doctor away — especially when you cram the whole fucking…

RIP to the iTunes Visualizer, Every Stoner’s Favorite Toy

Apple is killing iTunes, and not a moment too soon. The indispensable mid-aughts version of the jukebox application — the synonymous digital music store opened…

Texting Is Out. Spontaneous FaceTime Is In.

Priya Mittal, a 19-year-old freshman at Brown University, lives for spontaneous FaceTimes. She’ll be at the library in the middle of her Intro Economics problem…

It’s Not a Good Credit Card. It’s Just Heavy.

Somehow, a rectangle made of stainless steel is one of the most baller financial status symbols on earth. The metal credit card has heft. It…