Tristan Parker is a London-based journalist, mainly covering topics that interest him, which seem to change on an unhealthily frequent basis. Despite having written a ton of these bios over the years, he’s still never put together a good one, which probably says a lot.
Why Are Movie Bad Guys Always Chomping on Apples?
‘And now CRONCH I shall spell your MONCH doom! BwahaSCHOMPhahaaa!’