alcohol

Ranking Hangover Breakfasts by How Healthy They Are

You spent the night double-fisting margaritas, and the resulting hangover is as expected: Completely and utterly merciless. Your brain is yearning for Advil, your throat…

A Night at the Dry-Town Bar Where You Have to Bring Your Own Booze

A while back, I looked into some of the more notable dry towns left in America. While there are around 500 or so still remaining,…

How to Pregame Without Passing Out in the Gutter Before You Reach the Bar

Pregaming is almost always a precarious venture. The goal is to get perfectly tipsy before heading out so you show up to the party feeling…

Does it Count if You Break Up When You’re Fucked Up?

In the chorus of the 1977 super-hit “Cocaine,” Eric Clapton sings a line that has since become synonymous with America’s favorite scheduled powder: “She don’t…