alcohol

Does it Count if You Break Up When You’re Fucked Up?

In the chorus of the 1977 super-hit “Cocaine,” Eric Clapton sings a line that has since become synonymous with America’s favorite scheduled powder: “She don’t…

How Shotgunning a Beer Works: An Extremely Scientific Explainer

In an ideal world, college will open your mind to many wonderful, disparate things, but the thing that’ll stick with you longest, in all likelihood,…

The Subtle Art of Browning Out

I would never advocate for irresponsible drinking — besides, I’m sure you’re already great at it. But most recreational boozers will cross the line at…

How Much Food Constitutes a Good Base for Booze?

Eating before drinking is believed to be one of the best ways to avoid getting so drunk that you become the subject of a Lit…