In addition to being totally inaccurate from a wine standpoint, it implies that it’s somehow amazing that young, rich celebrities still look good in their third decade of life. Uh, no shit?
On Reddit’s r/FemaleDatingStrategy, users are pulling no punches about baldness and beer bellies
Does 70-year-old me stand any chance against 50-year-old me? Forty-year-old me? Thirty-year-old me?
When I recently discovered that the smooth-faced, stallion-haired Leto is half a century old, I let out an audible shriek. Not because he looks good, but because who the hell is he trying to look 32 for?