For the Love of God, Stop Saying Thirtysomething Celebrities Are ‘Aging Like a Fine Wine’

In addition to being totally inaccurate from a wine standpoint, it implies that it’s somehow amazing that young, rich celebrities still look good in their third decade of life. Uh, no shit?

According to Some Women, It’s Only Men Who Hit ‘The Wall’

On Reddit’s r/FemaleDatingStrategy, users are pulling no punches about baldness and beer bellies

How Much Should I Be Able to Bench Press at Every Stage of My Life?

Does 70-year-old me stand any chance against 50-year-old me? Forty-year-old me? Thirty-year-old me?

Please, Jared Leto, I Am Begging You: Just Be Old

When I recently discovered that the smooth-faced, stallion-haired Leto is half a century old, I let out an audible shriek. Not because he looks good, but because who the hell is he trying to look 32 for?