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The Men Helping Women Understand How Guys Think, Wrestling’s Diversity Problem and the Bros Who ‘Beez’

Gotta give it to teens, man. People often argue that we’ve lost our inventiveness and initiative in this country, but you need only look at our young people and the amazing ways they’re able to take even the most innocuous product and figure out a way to get high on it.

Take “beezing,” i.e., rubbing Burts Bees on one’s eyelids for a quick jolt, for example: Somewhere, some kid said to himself, “Damn, I bet this would feel real nice if not used as directed.” And before you’re all like, “Bu-bu-but it was probably an accident!” let me just say no one “accidentally” smears lip balm anywhere near their eyes, ever.

Honestly, DARPA needs to hire these bros immediately, we’d be in flying cars in no time.

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