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Sunday Reads: The Week in ‘Star Wars’

We’ve spent much of this last week discussing the Star Wars franchise from every possible angle, but for people who, like me, refuse to watch Star Wars, it might as well be gibberish. At this point, for those of us who haven’t cared what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the biggest reason we’re unlikely to start now can be chalked up to pure stubbornness. 

That said, I do have a full week off ahead of me for Christmas, and I suppose it might be time for me to cave and finally wat –– SIKE. I love being in the dark! 

Anyway, for those of you who can’t get enough of Jedis, porgs and scruffy nerfs (I had someone help me with the lingo), here’s more Star Wars content than you can handle.

The Cultural Impact 

In Search of the Legendary British Landfill Full of Lost ‘Star Wars’ Toys

The ‘Star Wars’ Fans Still Avenging the Death of Admiral Ackbar

An Oral History of ‘Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk’ — The Disco From a Galaxy Far, Far Away

The Church for Real-Life Jedi Knights

The ‘Star Wars’ YouTuber Whose Claim to Fame Is Getting Everything Wrong

The Extra-Horny Story of ‘Starcrash,’ the Most Shameless ‘Star Wars’ Rip-Off Ever Made

The Burning Questions

What Would It Actually Be Like to Be Digested in a Sarlacc for a Thousand Years?

Pro Chefs Tell Us Which ‘Star Wars’ Characters Taste Best

Does the Mandalorian Have Sex With His Helmet On? An Investigation

Why Are We Still Putting Little People in R2-D2?

The New One…

‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Is What Happens When a Film Franchise Becomes Irrelevant

But Don’t Just Take Our Word for It

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