Sunday Reads: Price Gouging in a Pandemic, Short King Fauci and the Quarantine Poop Talk

What a week, y’all. If those first few weeks of quarantine were a cute, cozy, never-get-out-of-your-house-pants WFH situation, this week was pure cabin fever. Thankfully, there was plenty to read, starting with the week’s most popular story (by a long, long shot). It might not be for everyone, but it does paint an interesting portrait of the shady profiteer on the other side of a product shortage — even if that shortage happens to be the Nintendo Switch.

If that’s not your speed, maybe check out Tim Grierson’s ode to the late, great Bill Withers; or Blake Harper’s breakdown of the theoretical costs behind Entertainment 720’s ‘End of the World’ party on Parks and Rec; or this Magdalene Taylor explainer on how to prevent foggy glasses when you wear a face mask.

Whatever you’re into, this week had a little something for everybody — even “hunkles.”

The Weekend’s Must Read

‘It’s All a Lie’: Lowe’s Employees Say Company Policies Put Their Lives at Even Greater Risk

If You Want to LOL

After Six Decades, It’s Finally Time for Us to Call Mr. Clean Daddy

Dr. Fauci Is the Short King We’ve Been Waiting For

Would Popeye’s Vision Actually Bar Him From Military Service? We Asked a Recruiter

If You Want A Good Cry

In the Pandemic, Squatters Are Reclaiming Homes for the Families Who Need Them

I Buried My Grandfather on Zoom

Get It Out of Your System: The Best Screams in Movie History

If You Need a Helping Hand

It’s Time to Have the Poop Talk With Your Partner Now That We’re Under Quarantine

How to Run During a Pandemic Without Being an Asshole

Here’s What to Do With All Those Canned Beans You’ve Stockpiled

Quarantine Cinema Club

10 Insane South Korean Action Movies You Should Stream Right Now

‘Sea Fever’ Is the First Horror Movie of the Coronavirus Age

Which Spring Break Movie Is the Best Alternative to the Real Thing?

With ‘Tigertail,’ a First-Generation Filmmaker Honors His Immigrant Father’s Sacrifice

We Could All Use a Good Crude TV Comedy Right Now. ‘Brews Brothers’ Ain’t It.

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