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Shit-Stained Soup Ladles and Nazi Dogs, Remembering Shirtless Abercrombie Models and Gigi Hadid, Harvey Weinstein Juror

I don’t have much for you today, other than to ask, do you want to read something truly, utterly bizarre, creepy and altogether impossible-sounding? Then do yourself a favor and check out this piece from Zaron Burnett III involving a shit-stained soup ladle, an incarcerated white supremacist, a giant dog from hell named Bane and, naturally, Kimberly Guilfoyle. Your head’s gonna spin.

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