Dr. Fauci < Osmosis Jones, Shampoo Bottle-Boner Balancing Acts and Aliens and Their Shitty Whips
If there’s been one bright light that’s emerged from this absolute horror show that is the coronavirus, it’s Dr. Anthony Fauci. Of course, not everyone agrees — not going to name names, but y’all know who you are ?.
Yet what they don’t realize is, arguing over whether Fauci is a born leader or the devil isn’t an argument worth having, because for 19 years now, we’ve had another expert in pathogens to fall back on that we can ALL agree knows his shit: Osmosis Jones.
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