Coronavirus Can’t Stop IRL Gangbangs, the Roommate From Hell: Quarantine Edition and the New ‘Long-Distance’ Dating

When it comes to the reasons humans make terrible, no-good, lousy decisions, the hands-down undefeated champ is, of course, sex. Our desire for some nookie has, often times, made us do some truly questionable stuff! Lookin’ at you, Bobby Petrino/John Edwards/Lisa Nowak (honestly, though, the list is endless).

Given that fact, should we surprised that a little thing called “quarantine” is having little to no effect on IRL sex parties and gangbangs? I’m not. Like I said, sex, sadly, is undefeated — killer virus or not.

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