When it comes to the reasons humans make terrible, no-good, lousy decisions, the hands-down undefeated champ is, of course, sex. Our desire for some nookie has, often times, made us do some truly questionable stuff! Lookin’ at you, Bobby Petrino/John Edwards/Lisa Nowak (honestly, though, the list is endless).
Given that fact, should we surprised that a little thing called “quarantine” is having little to no effect on IRL sex parties and gangbangs? I’m not. Like I said, sex, sadly, is undefeated — killer virus or not.
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Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
