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Atheists in AA, Conversations with a Real-Life ‘Tim Apple’ and the Flat-Earther Scheme to Sell You Some Goddamned T-Shirts
Gotta hand it to those Flat-Earth truthers, because just when I thought they couldn’t get any dumber, they go and do something like this… and…
An Ode to the ‘Butt Cut,’ How Venmo’s Changing the Vice Game and the Manufactured Anti-Feminist Outrage Surrounding ‘Captain Marvel’
In honor of the “Butt Cut” — the tragically unhip-yet-ubiquitous 1990s hairstyle that I, sadly, used to rock — as well as my perpetual desire…
‘Eating’ Olive Oil to Pwn the Workforce, The Death of the Power Suit and the Plummeting Value of A ‘Like’
I’d love to retire by 40 as much as the next overworked, underpaid millennial, but slurping on some olive oil to save a few dollars…
