The Rise of the Rural Gay Haven

Like seemingly everyone else these days, many in the LGBTQ+ community are seeking refuge in the country. But achieving cottagecore nirvana there is every bit as complicated as you’d imagine.

Gavin Newsom and the Plight of ‘Hank Hill Ass’

The white men in your life are suffering from critical buttocks deficiency

There Are Too Many Timothées Now

The lanky, shaggy-haired Chalamet has become Hollywood’s singular archetype for teen heartthrobs — and now his clones are everywhere

Go Ahead, Put Up Your Christmas Decorations After the Fourth of July

This winter may push us to the furthest depths of our capacity for sadness. If indoor trees bring you joy, by all means, turn your house into a set piece from ‘Elf’