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What’s in This?: Twinkies

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

Ranking Classic Sandwiches by How Healthy They Are

I fucking love sandwiches. Who doesn’t love sandwiches? Monsters, that’s who. But I’m also aware that many sandwiches aren’t necessarily well-rounded meals, which is why…

I Told My Girlfriend She’s Fat. How Do I Take It Back?

The moment when, in a fit of either blind rage or hopelessly misguided honesty, you fuck up and call your significant other fat can largely…

The Cheapskate’s Guide to Weight Loss

Self-improvement is rarely exciting, because cutting out your favorite indulgences is no one’s idea of a thrill. Pondering the suggestion to just substitute your Big…