tv-shows
A Deceptively Small Oral History of ‘Shrinkage,’ the Perfect Seinfeldian Word
Before ‘Seinfeld,’ there was no English word to describe what happens to your junk in cold air and water. But after it first appeared in a 1994 episode, the world couldn’t get enough of that frightened turtle
Your Girlfriend Thinks About Nathan Fielder While She’s Fucking You
He is an empty vessel who somehow knows everything about you without revealing anything about himself (starts to drool)
I Brought the Jersey Shore to Me With a Homemade Cup of Ron Ron Juice
This summer, we’re thirsty for the mindless partying and tackiness of ‘Jersey Shore,’ and nothing quenches that craving quite like a couple cups of Ron Ron Juice
That One Time When Steven Seagal Was Accused of Killing a Puppy with a Tank
Notorious Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio teamed up with the action star for some reality TV police action in 2011. Together, the two lawmen and a SWAT team tried to bust an alleged cockfighting ring, but caused absolute chaos instead
