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Why Won’t Democratic Men Get Angry?

Beto O’Rourke, the Democratic senate hopeful who came up just short in his improbable run against Republican incumbent Ted Cruz in Texas, snatched one more…

How This Generation of Right-Wing Grifters Managed to Fuck It Up So Bad

Hollywood auteur siblings Joel and Ethan Coen have a long and varied filmography distinguished by a few constants — one being stupidity. Some of their…

What Does the Presidential Alert System Mean for Me, a Guy Whose Phone Just Buzzed and Who Doesn’t Like the Idea of the Government Texting Me Whenever It Wants?

It happened. At 11:21 am PST (three minutes later than it was scheduled), you received your first Presidential Alert. Maybe you were waiting around for…

Stormy Daniels, the Presidential Penis and Whether or Not Sex Workers Should Kiss and Tell

2010 was the deadliest year for U.S. troops in Afghanistan according to news sources. That same year, I had a bunch of clients who were…

The Legend of Toad