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What Does the Presidential Alert System Mean for Me, a Guy Whose Phone Just Buzzed and Who Doesn’t Like the Idea of the Government Texting Me Whenever It Wants?

It happened. At 11:21 am PST (three minutes later than it was scheduled), you received your first Presidential Alert. Maybe you were waiting around for…

Stormy Daniels, the Presidential Penis and Whether or Not Sex Workers Should Kiss and Tell

2010 was the deadliest year for U.S. troops in Afghanistan according to news sources. That same year, I had a bunch of clients who were…

Presidents, Toad and Mushroom Dicks, Oh My!

We may have outdone ourselves with the breadth and depth of our coverage of the Presidential Package. Unlike the literal version—allegedly—ours is yuuuuuuge. That’s right:…

Every Notable Presidential Dick Through History

As you no doubt heard yesterday, the president has a mushroom dick. But is this and “Yeti pubes” really a new low in American politics,…

The Legend of Toad