thanksgiving
The Absolute Worst Things a Houseguest Can Do
Anyone with even a meager sense of decency should understand how to be a considerate houseguest. It’s really quite simple: Ask before using stuff. Clean…
Ranking Over-the-Counter Stomach Medicines by How Effective They Are
As the sun begins to rise on the morning after Thanksgiving, you awaken to what can only be described as an intestinal tornado comprised of…
27 Things I’ve Learned About Thanksgiving From My Degenerate Coworkers
When aliens land on a future abandoned Earth, or when the next great species takes over after humans have long since destroyed themselves in a…
Why We Should All Be Eating Pineapples and Drinking Rum on Thanksgiving
Pineapples are suddenly everywhere, and I love it. One quick Google search for “pineapple accessories” yields pineapple sunglasses, pineapple wine stoppers, pineapple bookends, a pineapple…
