thanksgiving

Eat Your Heart Out: The Bobbie Turkey Hoagie

Matthew “The Warax” Moores is a Marine Corps veteran who served in Afghanistan and retired in 2016. He has spoken candidly about PTSD and military…

The Absolute Worst Things a Houseguest Can Do

Anyone with even a meager sense of decency should understand how to be a considerate houseguest. It’s really quite simple: Ask before using stuff. Clean…

Ranking Over-the-Counter Stomach Medicines by How Effective They Are

As the sun begins to rise on the morning after Thanksgiving, you awaken to what can only be described as an intestinal tornado comprised of…

27 Things I’ve Learned About Thanksgiving From My Degenerate Coworkers

When aliens land on a future abandoned Earth, or when the next great species takes over after humans have long since destroyed themselves in a…