The Confederate Flag Bikini Rises Again

As rebel flag apparel sales skyrocket after NASCAR’s ban, beaches are crawling with racist bikinis

Actually, the Mesh in Men’s Bathing Suits Is Nice and Good

Unless you enjoy body surfing while your dick flaps around like a loose rudder, it’s your secret best friend and you should stop complaining about it

Why Is Swimwear So Freakin’ Expensive?

Well, do you wanna look good and feel comfortable while you’re mostly naked, or nah?

The Guys Who Wear Underwear Under Swim Trunks Think We’re the Weird Ones

They swear walking around in wet boxer briefs beats grating your dick on swimsuit netting