swimming

Where Does the Piss Go When You Piss in the Pool?

Try not to think about this the next time you go swimming: Pools are disgusting. You could even argue that they’re basically little more than…

Straight American Men Hate Speedos for No Good Reason

Andrew Maxin and his boyfriend Mark Waier were gearing up for a cruise in 2012 when the former had a bright idea: to craft some…

Everything You (Hopefully Never) Need to Know About ‘Dry Drowning’

Last month, Florida mother Lacey Grace took to Facebook to report that her four-year-old daughter had been hospitalized with what many believe is a case…

Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Get Into a Pool Within Two Weeks of Shitting Your Guts Out

I don’t know about you, but when I come down with that sweet, sweet ’rhea, I need a few key things: privacy, a blanket, a…