swimming

No, You Fools, the Swimming Pool Is Not a Bath

Chip, a 31-year-old expat living in Ireland, spent nearly a decade of his life working at the city pool in his hometown. The job left…

Why the Hell Is There Netting in Men’s Bathing Suits?

Across the world of fashion, women have it rough. Striking the impossible balance between Madonna and whore would be challenge enough without an apparel industry…

Do You Really Need to Wait to Go in the Pool After Eating?

Parents the world over warn us that eating before executing an epic belly flop into the pool results in debilitating cramps that impede our ability…

Where Does the Piss Go When You Piss in the Pool?

Try not to think about this the next time you go swimming: Pools are disgusting. You could even argue that they’re basically little more than…