summer

The Water Park Is the Beach You’re Looking For

Sure, there’s a lot of piss. But there’s also a lot of fun to be had in that piss.

Learning to Survive Life at 130 Degrees — And Above

A Death Valley ranger, a desert ass expert (really) and a man who researches the virtually indestructible tardigrade teach me to beat the heat in my small desert town

Here’s What Actual Farmers Have to Say About Farmer’s Tan

If farmers can wear their farmer’s tans with pride, maybe you can too

Screw It, Let’s Make Blender Tiki Drinks

Cool your heels with these rum cocktails as the world burns beneath you