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True Assplay: All the Times Butts Have Been Used for Feats of Athletic Prowess

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Of all the various…

Inside the Butt-Slammin’, Bird-Wreckin’ World of Extreme Scooter Bros

“I was pushing the speed limit, and I was planning on hopping up onto one of those massive storm-drain curbs, which are like three times…

Anthony Davis, Working Class Hero

Wouldn’t it be lovely to have employers actively want to hire you? You know, rather than the sweaty groveling most of us do whenever we…

What Porn Are People Watching During the Super Bowl?

Maybe the whole world really will be watching today’s Super Bowl? At the very least, we’re willing to give up some of our porn viewing…