These Scientists Are So Horny for Alien Contact, They Want to Send Nudes into Space

Many past attempts to communicate with extraterrestrials have been unsuccessful, but maybe we just didn’t include enough dong?

How Kate Upton’s Space Boobs Brought Us All Back Down to Earth

In the midst of a flurry of controversy around her body, Upton pulled a move that not only epitomized her big naturals, but changed the conversation

I Was the First Man to Eat Pizza in Space

It’s not on any NASA manifest, but I chowed down on some celestial ’za four years before pizza officially arrived among the cosmos — and I’ve got the pictures to prove it

Launching William Shatner Into Space Will Not Distract Us From Your Immoral Wealth

The dawn of the celebrity-rocket industrial complex is even more embarrassing than Bezos’ and Branson’s flights